We Were Robbed!

So, a week or so ago the Rev calls me at work and we have a conversation that goes like this:

Rev: Did you move my shoes?
Me: No, where were they? (I should note that most often if the shoes had been moved (please read: put in their proper place), I would be the culprit.)
Rev: I left them outside by the front door after I sprayed weeds last night.
Me: Who would take your shoes, but leave my phone and other stuff in the car alone?
Both: Sassy!

Yes, that is right, Sassy, the neighborhood dog, who has been hanging out on the neighbor's porch 2 doors down for a while now, stole the Rev's shoes! Upon further investigation, we realized that she actually took both of the Rev's good tennis shoes and 1 of his yard shoes--not really sure why we weren't wearing the yard shoes to spray the weeds, but anywhoo...

We've managed to locate both good shoes (1 was 3 or 4 streets over where she is supposed to live!), I'll keep you posted on whether the other shows up or not! If not, I think this look could become quite trendy...at least he has on clean socks...