I Think I'll Keep Him...

All right kids, I know you were all worried about the caulk in my bathing suit (see here, and here, and here, if you aren't up to speed on this episode). And because many of you probably had typical Mondays and really need to rest tonight, I wanted to put your minds at ease...

The Rev, that's right The Rev all by himself, went to the big city and bought me the bathing suit that I wanted but was too cheap to buy the first time that I tried it on.

He went to the super-sized girl store and after a conversation with the salesclerk about what size my boobs and booty might be in relation to hers (this was her idea, not his!), he walked out with a 20% off coupon and drove to a 2nd location where they had called ahead to put the suit aside for him.

Maybe, just maybe, I'll keep him...