A Bright Idea...and Its FREE!!

Yesterday, a co-worker sent me an email with info about free light bulbs for Duke Energy customers. Well, if someone is giving away something for nothing, you know I am all over it--or as that guy-with-the great-Russian-accent-in-that-new-Direct-TV-commercial-that-I-love says, "I jump in it.."

So, if you are one of my friends in either Indiana, Kentucky, North Carolina, Ohio, or South Carolina, visit this website to request your free bulbs. You will receive either 6 or 15 FREE CFL bulbs, designed to lower your energy costs. The only requirement is that you use them in the home that is serviced by Duke Energy.

And now, because its Little Friday, I love ya, I know you could use a laugh, and if you can't make fun of yourself, who can?

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know why it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows how to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is burned out. They would sit in this house in the dark for days before they figured it out. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the same cabinet for the past umpteen years. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, two days later the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the light bulb would still be in the same spot!! And underneath it would be the crumpled wrapper the light bulbs came in! Why? Because no one in this house ever carries out the garbage! Its a wonder we haven't all suffocated from the piles of garbage that are 12 feet deep throughout the house. The house! It would take an army to clean this... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?