Friday Confessional


Mamarazzi wants to know what we have to confess this week.

  • I confess...that it might be time to get some sun. The Rev called me pasty last week. Why is it that vampires are all sparkly and stuff in Twilight and I am just plain, old pasty?

  • I confess...that STARZ has been running either The Last Song or Dear John every night for the past 2 weeks and I have watched them both so many times that I have lost count. I might need an intervention, but I do love some Nicholas Sparks books and movies.

  • I confess...that sometimes when I ask "How are you?," I really just want you to say fine. I don't want to hear about how you have a headache again or some mystery illness again this week, or how you're broke, or listen to you gripe about your husband and kids. Harsh? Maybe. But have you ever just known one of those people who gives you a full life biography, when all you want is "fine"?

  • I confess...that I have a lot of projects around the house planned for Spring Break (sweet mother of pearl, it's next week!). But I know the reality is that I'll probably just sleep, eat bon-bons, watch some more Nicholas Sparks movies and accomplish nothing. I am totally OK with this.

  • I confess...that Impulsive broke up with me this week because she found out that I don't text. I'm planning to win her back with Morse code...

  • I confess...that I order half Diet Coke, half Cherry Coke at Chick-fil-A every Wednesday when we go after church. I tell myself it's Diet Cherry Coke. That's OK, right?

  • I confess...that I really want one of those microphones like T-Pain and Ke$ha have. I just want to answer phones at work in T-Pain voice and then just talk in a synthesized Ke$ha voice the rest of the time. But don't worry, I won't change my name to $tacie....


    Marian Hertzog said...

    Ok so I am really just "fine" today... and you can buy the sparkly stuff to spray on yourself... and thanks for the fun... and I confess that I am now following Impulsive too... :0)!

    Impulsive Addict said...

    Pasty? He needs to see my white legs. They are pasty.

    The Last Song? I've never heard of it. Good I'm guessing?

    I get the whole FINE comment. TOTALLY FEEL YOU.

    You totally called me out! I love it. But seriously, you need to learn asap. It really bothers me.

    Well, I don't drink pop but I could go for a Cherry Coke right now. YUM! (It's totally healthy.)

    T-Pain is the bomb! But sometimes, his voice wears me out. You could totally pull off Ke$sha even though I have no idea what you sound like!

    Have a fab weekend!

    Impulsive Addict said...

    Dude...you referred my latest follower? You are sooo amazeballs in my book. We're back together.

    Mamarazzi said...

    oh girl...impulsive loves to text, you are missing out, she is a fun texter and an ever more fun drexter.

    Ricki Jill Treleaven said...

    This is a fun list of confessions! I order half sweet/half unsweet tea if it makes you feel any better. My thirteen year old does a perfect impression of Ke$ha. LOL.

    I am visiting from Mamarazzi's blog.

    ~Ricki Jill

    Janna said...

    so right here I should just say I am fine? :)

    I LOVE Nicholas Sparks but I do have to say I started following him on twitter this week...um...might be a little much for me!

    IA is one cool chick...but she can be a pain ;) Just kidding!

    Hope you have a great weekend...and I love your blog layout!

    Sandra said...

    Sleeping and eating bonbons sounds like a plan!

    jennykate77 said...

    Before I saw Impulsive's last comment, I was going to tell you that all you need to do is tell her that she's pretty...and her boobs are perky...she'll forgive you in a heart beat. Works ever time. I should know. I stay in "big trouble" all the time.

    Oh, and I was pale before the Cullens made it cool. Just slap some sparkly lotion on...you'll be fine.

    Hope you're having a fab weekend, $tacie. ;)