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Tipsy Tuesday (#153)

2012-01-31T06:21:00.000-05:00

Keep the clothes in your closet from taking over...

Tip #153

by using this simple trick to purge never worn items.

Start each year with all of the hooks on your hangers facing out (towards you). After you wear an item, turn the hanger around, so that the hook faces the back of the closet. At the end of the year, take stock of any item that hasn't been worn (they'll be the ones whose hooks are still facing you) and get rid of the items that you didn't wear. Then, you'll have empty hangers and an excuse to shop...you can thank me later....

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

DCB Recipe #4: Rocky Road Brownies

2012-01-30T05:40:00.008-05:00

This week, a sweet treat for you! And again, you guessed it, you can make it in your microwave in the DCB...

Rocky Road Brownies

1 c walnut halves, toasted
3/4 c all-purpose flour
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
3/4 c butter (1 1/2 sticks)
4 oz unsweetened chocolate
1 1/2 c sugar
3 eggs
16 large marshmallows
20 milk chocolate kisses, unwrapped
Vanilla ice cream (optional)

Coarsely chop walnuts and set aside. Combine flour, baking powder and salt in a small bowl. Cut butter into pieces and chop unsweetened chocolate; place butter and unsweetened chocolate into a microwave safe bowl and microwave, uncovered, on HIGH 1-2 minutes or until mostly melted, stirring every 30 seconds.

Add sugar and eggs to chocolate mixture; whisk until smooth. Fold in flour mixture and 1/2 cup of the walnuts until incorporated. Pour batter into Deep Covered Baker, spreading evenly. Microwave, uncovered on HIGH 5-7 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean and edges are firm. Carefully remove baker from microwave using oven mitts.

Meanwhile, snip marshmallows in half crosswise using. Top brownie with marshmallows, chocolate kisses and remaining 1/2 cup walnuts. Microwave, covered, on HIGH 1-2 minutes or just until marshmallows start to soften. Remove baker from microwave. Let stand, covered, 5 minutes. Spoon onto plates; serve with ice cream, if desired.

Sweet Mother of Pearl...

2012-01-26T20:47:00.004-05:00

the Dark Chocolate filled doughnut is back at Krispy Kreme now through March 11th. I am giddy and I need one now. If you were here and I had an extra, I would think about sharing.

Sadly, we have no Krispy Kreme here, so I'm heading into the kitchen to eat a spoonful of frosting out of the can and pretend it is a chocolate filled delight.

That is all.....

Tipsy Tuesday (#152)

2012-01-24T06:40:00.006-05:00

Trying to avoid getting sick?

Tip #152

Don't forget to clean your desk!

More than 80% of Americans eat at their desks, but only 36% of them clean the desk once a week. Some experts say that our workspaces harbor more germs than our kitchen counter or the toilet seat! To banish germs, wipe down your desk weekly with a disinfectant and wash your hands before you eat.

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

DCB Recipe #3: Breakfast Hashbrown Casserole

2012-01-23T06:14:00.003-05:00

We had breakfast for dinner last night...it took 13 minutes and was all done in the microwave in my Deep Covered Baker (DCB). Here is the recipe, in case you want to try it! (this made plenty for us, with leftovers for the Rev.)

Breakfast Hashbrown Casserole

1/2 bag of thawed frozen hash browns
1/2 lb breakfast sausage (can also use bacon or ham) (I used pre-cooked Bacon bits, from the salad dressing aisle)
1 1/2 cups Colby/jack cheese (or cheese of choice)
diced up veggies (whatever you like best)
8 eggs
salt and pepper to taste

Cook the sausage in a skillet and drain. Crumble the hash browns in the bottom of the Deep Covered Baker. Top with cooked meat and diced veggies, then 1 cup of shredded cheese of choice.

Beat eggs in a small bowl, adding salt & pepper to taste. Pour over cheese, and add additional ½ cup of cheese on top of eggs. Cover and place in microwave.

Cook on high for 13 minutes. Serve with sour cream and salsa if desired.

Tiramisu Cake = Epic Fail

2012-01-21T20:34:00.004-05:00

I was never really excited about this month's Cake Slice Baker's selection, a Tiramisu Cake. I'm not a coffee person, so a cake soaked in coffee does nothing to excite me. Add to that the bajillion steps and I was dreading it.

I'd like to tell you that I was surprised by how easy and delicious the cake was, but it was neither. The cakes turned out rubbery and I thought the mascarpone cheese mixture had a very strong, unpleasant flavor.

The only thing that made me feel better was many others who made it saying they thought it was gross, too. Better luck next month!

Tipsy Tuesday (#151)

2012-01-17T06:30:00.000-05:00

Just in case you are still cleaning and organizing for the new year...

Tip #151

and you might have missed this spot--don't forget to wipe down your dishwasher!

A recent study showed that 62% of dishwashers harbor mold, yeast, and other types of fungus. Twice a week you should clean the seal around the door with a disinfectant wipe--this area is where fungi are less likely to be killed by detergents and high temps.

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

DCB Recipe #2: Ravioli "Lasagna"

2012-01-16T11:29:00.005-05:00

Here's another super quick and easy recipe that I came up with for the Deep Covered Baker (DCB)! Again, you could easily adapt this by cooking in a casserole dish in the oven, if you don't have a DCB.

Ravioli "Lasagna"

1lb. ground beef
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/2 tsp. Italian seasoning
1 Tbsp. minced dried onion
1 large jar spaghetti sauce
1 bag (24oz.) frozen cheese ravioli
1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese

Place ground beef in the DCB and sprinkle with seasonings. Cover with lid and brown in the microwave for 7 minutes, stopping midway to crumble beef and stir. Remove from DCB, drain, and set aside.

Spread 1 cup of spaghetti sauce in the bottom of the DCB, top with 1 cup of the browned ground beef, and 1/2 of the ravioli.

Repeat layers once. Top with an additional 1-1 1/2 cups spaghetti sauce.

Cover and microwave for 14 minutes. Remove from microwave, top with cheese, cover and let stand for 2-3 minutes, until the cheese melts.

Enjoy!

Gardening 101

2012-01-13T08:21:00.007-05:00

I feel sort of bad giving him a hard time because he is super sick with pneumonia right now, but this one is too good to pass up.....

So, you all know that the Rev is, well, a reverend, you know a pastor. He preaches about 50 sermons and teaches about the same number of Bible studies each year. Now, put somebody in charge of speaking publicly that many times in a year and a slip up is bound to occur every now and then....

This past Sunday's sermon involved an illustration about gardening. The Rev was trying to point out to our rural congregation that he was not a city boy and had in fact been raised in the country, farming and gardening. I know what he was trying to say, I know the point he was trying to make....but right in the middle of his story, he said "I've spent plenty of time with a ho(e)".......I immediately had to look at the floor because I was getting tickled, and several others were as well. He paused and I cringed hoping he wasn't going to acknowledge it, just keep going like it didn't happen, thankfully he let it pass, but we weren't even finished with service for a full minute before I busted out laughing and I wasn't alone. He has taken his fair share of ribbing about it this week, but he's a pretty good sport.

It was almost as funny as the time he was preaching about Lot, got tongue-tied and the phrase "pitching a tent" came out as pinching something that you don't want to even think about pinching in church.....I'll give you a minute on that one....

And people think church is boring......

Tipsy Tuesday (#150)

2012-01-10T06:35:00.004-05:00

If you are like me and you clean out and purge at the beginning of the new year....

Tip #150

don't forget to clean out your beauty products.

Remember that all of your makeup has a shelf life, just like other products. Here is a general rule of thumb:

Mascara: shortest shelf life of all of your cosmetics, since the wand carries bacteria back into the tube each time you use it; replace every 3 months.

Creams (including, shadows, blushes, concealers, foundations, and glosses): most of these products contain a lot of water, which also makes them a magnet for germs; replace every 6 months.
Powders and sealed, unopened makeup: Low moisture in powder and unopened products (which should be stored in a cool, dry place) means that they are good to go for 2 years.

Lipstick: Unless it begins to dry out, you are good to go for up to a year

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

TAG! Sort Of.....

2012-01-09T06:25:00.001-05:00

So, my favorite Canadian, Jill over at Jill's World tagged me in a game of tag. I'm feeling lazy, so I'm not following all of the rules, but I am at least answering the set of questions that Jill came up with.

1. What is your one promise to yourself, or resolution for 2012?

I'm promising not to make any resolutions. I have succeeded already, it was good for my self-esteem....

If you could be anybody in the world – celebrity, rock star, author, ANYONE – who would you be?

Bill Gates or Donald Trump, for obvious reasons...

What is your favourite recipe to make? (Please share how to make it, or link it up if it’s somewhere on the Internet!)

This Mongolian Beef is AMAZING! Many steps, but it is sooooooo good!

Do you have a sport that you love to watch? If so, what is it and what’s your favourite team?

College football for sure. The Rev converted me into a South Carolina Gamecocks fan about 10 years ago, and I have been in love ever since...with the sport and the Rev...

If you could have the ability to expertly play any instrument in the world, what would you choose to play?

Piano, for sure. I am going to learn before I am 40, that's just over 2 years away. Think I can do it?

Why did you start blogging?

To chronicle our life away from the city and our friends and family when we moved. And to make new friends.

If you knew you could only have one last meal, what would you choose to eat? Your last supper, so to speak?

P.F. Chang's, I love it and since we don't live near one, I don't get to eat there often.

Who is your hero, and why?

I don't know if I really have one, outside of God. As much as I love my family and friends, He is really the only one who loves me just because and in spite of myself.

If you could bring back any old TV show that no longer airs, which one would you bring back?

This is hard, there are so many to choose from--Facts of Life, Silver Spoons, Saved by the Bell, the original 90210 and Melrose Place...

You’re a superhero. What’s your power?

Invisibility...so you better watch what you say, I might be around and you won't even know it....

Team Edward, Team Jacob, or screw that silly vampire crap?

Duh, Edward.....wait, are there really people besides The Rev on Team Jacob ???

If you have a minute, pick one or more of these questions and answer in the comments section! Happy Monday!

DCB Recipe #1: Cream Cheese Chicken Chili

2012-01-07T16:21:00.008-05:00

I love Pampered Chef and have accumulated quite a few of their kitchen cooking tools. Their Deep Covered Baker (DCB) is amazing! It is a stoneware piece that can help you whip up dinner in minutes in the microwave or traditional oven. I'm challenging myself to cook in mine at least once a week in 2012, so I'll be sharing 52 recipes with you! Don't have a DCB? Don't worry, you could easily adapt any of these recipes for traditional cooking methods...or you could always host a Pampered Chef party and earn one, that's how I got mine!

Cream Cheese Chicken Chili

1 can black beans, drained and rinsed
1 can corn, undrained
1 can Rotel, undrained
1 package ranch dressing mix
1 tsp cumin
1 Tbsp chili powder
1 tsp onion powder
1 8 oz package light cream cheese, cut into cubes
1lb. chicken breasts or tenders

Season chicken with salt and pepper. Place in DCB, cover, and microwave for 6-8 minutes, until fully cooked. Remove from microwave and shred chicken, leaving it in the bottom of the DCB.

Pour can of corn (undrained), rotel (undrained), and black beans on top of chicken. Top with seasonings and ranch mix. Stir together. Place cream cheese on top. Cover with lid and microwave for an additional 8 minutes.

Stir to combine cream cheese into chili. Serve with baked Scoops and garnish with cheese and sour cream, if desired.

Rather make this in a crockpot? A crockpot version, its the recipe that I adapted this from, can be found here.

Blingin' It Out - Part 2

2012-01-06T06:35:00.005-05:00

I haven't updated you on the progress with my Pinewood Derby car in a while, but I've been working hard to get her ready. As you can see, I have completed Step 4 since I last posted about it. What do you think? Only 2 more steps to go and 1 week until the big race!

~~Step 1 - Select model of car~~

~~Step 2 - Sand~~

~~Step 3 - Drill holes in car and add weight for maximum speed~~

~~Step 4 - Paint~~

Step 5 - Bling!

Step 6 - Race to win!

Tipsy Tuesday (#149)

2012-01-03T05:55:00.007-05:00

Just in case you resolved to exercise more....

Tip #149

and you need that extra little push...peppermint to the rescue.

The smell of peppermint, researchers say, boosts mood and motivation during physical exertion and improves athletic performance. They suggest that sniffing the scent during workout sessions may give you the extra push that you need to excel.

But, sorry, ladies and gents, I don't think this means that you can exercise while eating a York peppermint patty...

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

2011 Review Extravaganza - Q4

2011-12-30T09:27:00.011-05:00

Sadly, the 2011 Review Extravaganza and another year are coming to a close. A big THANKS to all of the wonderful hostesses of this walk down memory lane!

In October, I showed you how to make Edible Halloween Jewelry, linked up my first cake creation as a member of the Cake Slice Bakers, and forgot to show you Mater's Smurfday Cake--my little buddy turned 2!

In November, I told you how to read magazines and help a good cause, shared some amazing Snickerdoodle Chex Mix, and told you all about our phone scam.

In December, I shared the yummiest, easiest fudge ever, lamented my inability to beat the Rev in our Fantasy Football league, and forgot to photograph or show you the B-Man's Scooby Doo cake--he is my favorite 6 year old!

Can't wait to see what is in store for 2012!

2011 Review Extravaganza - Q3

2011-12-23T11:00:00.001-05:00

And the Extravanganza continues! It's time to review all that happened in July, August, and September.

In July, we saw the Rev go bathing suit shopping.

In August, the vet rolled in with some dire news for our sweet doggy, Scarlett.

In September, I told you all about my crazy medical condition (which left but has come back!) and proved that you can make some yummy goodness out of canned biscuits!

What were you up to late summer?

Crisis Averted...

2011-12-22T21:27:00.007-05:00

I'm about to start wrapping....not like T-Pain or FloRida....but like presents.

I needed fortification. Good thing the chocolate came with intructions for opening....crisis averted....

and no more procrastination, I really do have to go and wrap presents.

Wish me luck. I wish you were here....I really, really do....

Tipsy Tuesday (#148)

2011-12-20T06:53:00.003-05:00

Holidays mean parties...

Tip #148

and lots of overeating. Find the vegetable tray and stay close to it.

If you feel the urge to nibble, hang out next to the low cal options and nibble away. But, watch out for the dip, which can be loaded with extra calories!

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

2011 Review Extravaganza - Q2

2011-12-16T06:15:00.000-05:00

I'm joining up with all of the girls for another week of reviewing some of 2011's best. Up this week is April, May, and June.

In April, I attempted Homemade Cadbury Cream Thingys and was forced to fess up that for a change The Rev Was Right.

In May, the Rev finally finished up The 20 Year Plan and became a college graduate. And I shared a Quick Teacher Appreciation Gift (which would also make a great Christmas gift, as well!).

In June, I shared my obsession with Grape Salad with you and showed you what I made for my heroes .

What was going on in your neck of the woods this spring?

Oh Fudge!

2011-12-15T06:24:00.004-05:00

So, a few weeks ago while browsing through blogs, I came across this post, all about frosting fudge. I had never heard of such and couldn't even believe that you could make fudge with just 2 ingredients and really in all of about 5 minutes.

But I have seen the light! This stuff is crazy easy and insanely good. I made the featured Peanut Butter Ritz White Chocolate version. It tastes like those yummy White Chocolate Covered Peanut Butter Ritz Crackers without all of the hassle. Want to make your own?

Peanut Butter Ritz White Chocolate Fudge

1 bag white chocolate chips
1 can vanilla frosting
2 cups Peanut Butter Ritz Bits

Melt chocolate chips.

Stir in the frosting.

Stir in the Ritz Bits.

Spread in a lightly greased or wax paper lined pan.

Chill for 30 minutes. Cut into squares.

Enjoy!

Silent Night

2011-12-14T07:15:00.003-05:00

I really need a silent night to just sit, without any To Do lists running through my head, no oven timers going off, no presents waiting to be wrapped, without thinking of all that I have to squeeze in and just enjoy the season. I'm thinking about turning out all of the lights except for the tree and my new Glass Block Nativity and just chilling for a bit.....

How about you? Stressed or just enjoying the season?

Tipsy Tuesday (#147)

2011-12-13T06:44:00.007-05:00

Does your freezer start to get as full as mine this time of year?

Tip #147

Save freezer storage space by going pan free...

Line casserole dishes with foil, leaving a foil overhang. Use foil to lift food from pan after freezing. Place in a resealable plastic bag and store in the freezer.

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

2011 Review Extravaganza - Q1

2011-12-09T07:03:00.006-05:00

I'm linking up with a ton of wonderful gals, including my girl, Impulsive, who want to know what we have been up to this year. This week, we're recapping January, February, and March.

In January, I shared a list of Home Goals for the year (that are still waiting to be completed) and a recap of the Rev and I's trip to the Chick-fil-A Bowl in Atlanta.

In February, I showed you what a letter from me might look like, how to patch up your hubby's ridiculously-shabby-but-we couldn't-live-without-it shirt, and shared a cheap storage solution for one of my favorite accessories, the scarf.

In March, we made earrings out of candy, brought you The Best Baked Penne and the Rev issued a public service announcement about how not to use this.

What about you? What were you up to earlier this year? Link up with the ladies and tell us!

Tipsy Tuesday (#146)

2011-12-06T06:33:00.004-05:00

If you are like me, you could stand to save a few bucks on the items on your Christmas wish lists...

Tip # 146

If you do online shopping, sleep on it...

After you have picked out what you want from an online retail store, leave items in the shopping cart overnight. Many online retailers can generate a report that will show them who left items in their shopping cart (if you are shopping as a registered user, not a guest--they need your email address!). This group of shoppers then becomes their target audience. Some stores will send you a coupon for a percentage off or free shipping to persuade you to complete your order.

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

Dear Maurice Jones-Drew,

2011-12-05T06:40:00.006-05:00

This season, I've only lost 2 Fantasy Football games....both to my husband. I am sure that you can imagine just how unbearable this can make living in the same household.

This week we played each other for a 3rd time. Right now, I'm up by 14, but I have no players left to play this week and he has you in the lineup for tonight. So, do you think maybe just this once, you could slack off a little for me and just let me get the "W?" I mean, you play for Jacksonville and you guys are like not even in contention for the playoffs, so maybe just this once, you could help a sister out? Pretty please??????

Tipsy Tuesday (#145)

2011-11-29T06:38:00.006-05:00

Holidays mean leftovers...

Tip #145

Work smarter, not harder, when it comes to food storage containers and save a little time....as well as your food.

Get square containers, which take up less storage space than round, and buy only two sizes, so you don't have to choose from a mess of similarly sized lids. Whomever opens the kitchen cabinet and avoids an avalanche of plastic lids will thank you.

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

Manic Monday

2011-11-28T20:50:00.003-05:00

Am I the only one whose Monday back at work completely negated the whole Thanksgiving break? Is it a full moon or something? It has been a crazy, rainy Monday. Tuesday has got to be better...

On a late side note, I'm so thankful for all of you guys. Your comments and commiseration make my day! I can always count on you for a pick me up. So, quick anybody got any jokes or great weekend stories to make me smile? Did you score any great Black Friday deals? Try a great new recipe? Anything???

Snickerdoodle Chex Mix

2011-11-23T06:45:00.003-05:00

Just in case you need a quick, little snack to tide you over until the turkey's done!

Snickerdoodle Snack Mix

1/4 cup sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
2 cups Cinnamon Chex cereal
2 cups Chocolate Chex cereal
4 cups popped popcorn
1/4 cup butter or margarine

1. In small bowl, mix sugar and cinnamon; set aside. In large microwavable bowl, mix cereals and popcorn.

2. In 1-cup microwavable measuring cup, microwave butter uncovered on High about 40 seconds or until melted. Pour over cereal mixture, stirring until evenly coated.

3. Microwave uncovered on High 2 minutes, stirring after 1 minute. Sprinkle half of the sugar mixture evenly over cereal mixture; stir. Sprinkle with remaining sugar mixture; stir. Microwave 1 minute longer. Spread on waxed paper or paper towels to cool. Store in airtight container.

Tipsy Tuesday (#144)

2011-11-22T07:15:00.011-05:00

In honor of Turkey Day...

Tip #144

A handy photo guide to carving the perfect Thanksgiving turkey. Martha will be so jealous....

And here is a printable version, just in case you need to keep it close by.

Step-by-Step Guide to Turkey Carving

**Alright now, I'm talking turkey tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

Creamy Pumpkin Cheesecake with Ginger-Pecan Crust

2011-11-20T17:25:00.001-05:00

This month's Cake Slice Baker's recipe would be a perfect addition to your Thanksgiving table. I'm not a big fan of pumpkin, but even I have to admit that the mixture tasted pretty good. And I have been eating the Sugared Pumpkin Seeds that you garnish the cheesecake with by the handful!

The sides of my cheesecake didn't come out as smooth looking as I would have liked, so I opted to press the pumpkin seeds all the way around to disguise that a little bit.

The recipe is lengthy, but not difficult. Since it has so many steps, I am posting a link to the recipe in printable format.

Printable Recipe for Creamy Pumpkin Cheesecake with Ginger-Pumpkin Crust

Pull The Other Leg...

2011-11-18T07:15:00.007-05:00

Dear Scammer,

Perhaps if you do something about that Caller ID issue, like say, getting it to identify your company as offering "Free Stuff" instead of a "Phone Scam," you might get some takers....

Tipsy Tuesday (#143)

2011-11-15T06:20:00.003-05:00

Your husband did the laundry (stop laughing, it could happen)...

Tip #143

and now your sweater is a better fit for Barbie than for you.

If you accidentally machine wash a sweater that calls for hand washing and it shrinks, soak the incredible shrinking sweater in a sink full of cool water and 1/4 cup hair conditioner for 30 minutes. A common chemical found in conditioner will relax and soften wool and cashmere fibers, returning the sweater to its original size. After soaking, gently rinse the sweater, roll it in a clean towel to absorb moisture, then lay flat to dry.

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

Blingin' It Out - Part 1

2011-11-14T20:51:00.004-05:00

The Pinewood Derby is coming to our church in January. Stay tuned....'cause I am going to bling out this little car and put the boys to shame!

~~Step 1 - Select model of car~~

~~Step 2 - Sand~~

~~Step 3 - Drill holes in car and add weight for maximum speed~~

Step 4 - Paint

Step 5 - Bling!

Step 6 - Race to win!

I Blame It On WalMart...

2011-11-11T08:02:00.000-05:00

and their playing of the Christmas music just 1 day after Halloween. I was going to resist and just ignore them and then they hit me with the big guns...that's right, kids, Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas is You." And now, here it is November 11, still 2 weeks away from Thanksgiving and I am pulling the tree up (which you know really means the Rev is pulling the tree up) from the basement and fluffing it all up. What is the world coming to?

When do you put your Christmas tree up? How long does it stay up?

Up next....talking the bestie into coming over to decorate the tree for me in exchange for some baked goods. Never let it be said that I am not an enterprising gal....

Tipsy Tuesday (#142)

2011-11-08T06:45:00.011-05:00

It is possible to hang a picture...

Tip #142

without bodily injury or the desire to cuss like a sailor.

Using a hammer to hang pictures can be a daunting task, often resulting in a smashed thumb and a string of cuss words. Try this: Simply clip a clothespin onto the nail that you are hammering and hammer away. The clothespin will add the few necessary inches of space between your fingers and the nail. Even if the hammer slips, you'll be out of the danger zone.

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

Do You Have Leftover Halloween Candy?

2011-11-07T13:53:00.006-05:00

I realize that leftover and candy together is kind of an oxymoron (no, I didn't just call you a name...), but if you have any candy laying around, here are a few great recipes to try:

Candy Corn Pretzel Cookie Bark (pictured)

Reese's Peanut Butter Banana Bread

Candy Bar Caramel Corn

Enjoy!

Fuzzy Yarn Earrings

2011-11-05T20:59:00.004-04:00

Remember when I told you that I was going to make something spectacular with just yarn and paperclips?

Well, Ta-Da!! Here are my new Fuzzy Yarn Earrings, inspired by this tutorial. They are like little sweaters that you can decorate your ears with. A fabulous, fun, fall accessory!

I'm Going MacGyver...

2011-11-02T06:41:00.000-04:00

I'm totally going to whip up something incredible with that yarn and those paper clips.

Here are your clues:

1. You wear it.

2. It takes less than 30 minutes to make.

3. No knitting needles are required.

Got any guesses?

Tipsy Tuesday (#141)

2011-11-01T06:41:00.001-04:00

Give yourself the warm fuzzies...

Tip #141

Fuzzy socks do more than just keep your feet warm...

the soft fabric touching the soles of your feet actually stimulates pressure points that signal your brain to release dopamine. Dopamine calms and can reduce your stress level in as little as 10 minutes. So kick your feet up and relax!

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

Edible Halloween Jewelry

2011-10-27T19:40:00.008-04:00

We don't do much for Halloween, but working in the schools means you need fun accessories for every holiday--anything for the kiddos. What better way to celebrate the biggest day for candy, than by making a necklace that will have everyone drooling!

This is so simple that I feel silly giving you step-by-step instructions, but here's the gist.

1. Go to the $ store and get candy of your choice, cellophane, and ribbon.

2. Make a cellophane tube--I used a little clear packing tape to secure mine.

3. String ribbon through--make sure it is long enough to tie your necklace off at the desired length.

4. Add your candy, tying each piece off with additional ribbon.

5. Curl your ribbon all pretty.

6. Get ready to deal with the jealousy over your jewels and your insane crafting skills!

If you need additional help or any clarification, hit me up!

Tipsy Tuesday (#140)

2011-10-25T06:25:00.008-04:00

Candy is so hard to resist...

Tip #140

You can have your candy and eat it too...just be smart about it!

Candy corn has just 3.5 calories per kernel, is fat free, and 1 cup of the chewy stuff has about the same amount of calories as a cup of raisins.

Check out Tip #89 for more smart Halloween candy options!

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

Apple Cake with Maple Frosting

2011-10-20T20:52:00.012-04:00

Recently, I became a member of the Cake Slice Bakers, a group of bloggers with a love for baking. We all purchase the same cookbook, and vote on a cake to bake from it each month. Then we share with you! I've been excited about baking this cake ever since it won the vote. It is like fall in a cake pan...the house smelled incredible while it was baking. And don't even get me started on how good the Maple Cream Cheese frosting is! I baked this as recommended in a 9 inch square pan, but I think it would make great cupcakes, as well. Happy Baking!

Apple Cake with Maple Frosting

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 large eggs
2/3 cup buttermilk
1 cup chopped walnuts
2 cups peeled and chopped (1/2 inch pieces) Granny Smith apples
Cream Cheese Maple Frosting (see below)

1) Position a rack in the center of the oven and preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease the bottom and sides of a 9-inch square baking pan. Dust the pan with flour. (I cheated and used Baker's Joy spray)

2) In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, cinnamon, ginger, baking soda, and salt; set aside.

3) In the bowl of an electric mixer, using the paddle attachment, beat the butter at medium speed until creamy, about 1 minute. Gradually add the sugar and beat at medium-high speed until well blended and light, about 2 minutes. Add the vanilla extract, then, add the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition and scraping down the sides of the bowl with a rubber spatula as needed. Reduce the speed to low and add the flour mixture in three additions, alternating with the buttermilk in two additions and mixing just until blended. Remove the bowl from the mixer stand and stir in the chopped apples and walnuts (I used pecans instead).

4) Scrape the batter into the prepared pan and smooth the top. Bake the cake for 25 to 30 minutes, until it is golden and a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Cool the cake completely in the pan on a wire rack.

5) Frost the top of the cooled cake with the maple frosting. Cut the cake into squares and serve it directly from the pan.

6) Store the cake in the refrigerator, loosely covered, for up to 3 days. Bring the cake to room temperature before serving.

Cream Cheese Maple Frosting

6 ounces cream cheese, softened
3 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/8 teaspoon maple flavoring
1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/8 teaspoon ground ginger
Pinch of freshly grated nutmeg
Pinch of salt
1 cup confectioners’ sugar, sifted

1) In the bowl of an electric mixer, using the paddle attachment, beat together the cream cheese and butter at medium speed until smooth. Beat in the vanilla extract, spices, and salt. Reduce the speed to low, add the confectioners’ sugar, and beat until well blended. Raise the speed to high and beat until light and creamy, about 2 minutes.

Tipsy Tuesday (#139)

2011-10-18T06:15:00.008-04:00

Because I have this friend who knows all about expired sunscreen...

Tip #139

Clean out your summer sunscreen stash, but don't throw away the bottles that will expire before next season...

Did you know that expired lotion makes excellent shaving cream? The thick formula will create a barrier that will prevent razor burn. and you'll get some extra moisturizing while you are at it!

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!*

Guilty Pleasures

2011-10-17T16:43:00.009-04:00

A guilty pleasure is something one enjoys despite feeling guilt for enjoying it. The "guilt" involved is sometimes simply fear of others discovering one's lowbrow or otherwise embarrassing tastes. (Source: Wikipedia)

It's Guilty Pleasures night on The Sing-Off. That means my favorites from the 80's and 90's. Dare I hope for a little Britney, maybe some N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, or Def Leppard? It's Monday and it's the little things, folks....Did I mention that wrestling also comes on tonight and there are underbaked brownies in the kitchen...maybe Mondays aren't so bad, after all...

What about you? What's your favorite guilty pleasure?

Making a List...with T-Pain

2011-10-14T10:30:00.002-04:00

Alright,Mamarazzi, you asked for them...

I confess...that today begins a 3 day weekend...I love Fall break.

I confess...that the Rev has begun begging for a Christmas list...he's been making his for weeks now.

I confess...that if it weren't for the ridiculous $40 price tag, I'd totally put this T-Pain microphone on my list. Oh, the fun I could have answering the phones and hollering out chores for the Rev with this...

I confess...that its much more likely that I'll put new Rubbermaid containers on the list...I'm tired of trying to scrub out the stains.

I confess...that I am cooking a pot roast tomorrow just so that I can peel some potatoes with the nifty little palm held peeler that the bestie got me after she heard me talking about one...does this make me a dork?

I confess...that we have a whistler in the office and it has made me realize just how annoying whistling is...if you aren't trying to hail a cab, don't whistle...

I confess...that the besties are torturing the B-Man with a trip to Chapel Hill to see the ~~Tarholes~~ Tar Heels...I feel sorry for him...but not for us because that means that Uncle Rev and Aunt Stacie get to have Mater spend the night!

I Can Always "Count" On Target...

2011-10-13T19:31:00.005-04:00

On Saturday, I ventured into the big city to go to Target and get my Count Chocula fix…

I got home and promptly realized that we had no milk…

It was 3 days before we went to the store again and then I got a stomach bug, so my fix has been delayed…

In other news, the milk is fat free, so that makes the cereal practically nutritious…right up there with broccoli and brussel sprouts…but without the gagging…

P.S. Can I just tell you how great it was that more than one of you offered to send me Count Chocula when I whined about not being able to find any last week? You guys ROCK!!

Tipsy Tuesday (#138)

2011-10-11T06:15:00.006-04:00

AAACCCCHHHHOOO!

Tip #138

If you want to cut back on fall allergies, spend the morning indoors.

Cooler temperatures and better weather tempt us to enjoy the fall mornings outdoors. Unfortunately, this is when pollen counts are at their peaks. In fact, there is more pollen in the air between 10 a.m. and noon than at any other time of the day. So, if you're planning on doing yard work or exercising outside, try to do it in the late afternoon or early evening.

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

Count Chocula & Dog Treats

2011-10-07T05:52:00.000-04:00

Alright,Mamarazzi, you asked for them...

I confess...this week we have had to run both the heat and the air conditioning...make up your mind already...

I confess...I am on the hunt for some Count Chocula, which is usually only available at Halloween, no luck so far....Target would have it...have I mentioned that we don't have a Target...

I confess...we are hosting Trunk or Treat at a local school's Fall Festival tonight...my goal is to give away more candy than I eat...wish me luck...

I confess...that its been about 3 days since I smelled smoke…dare I hope?

I confess...that I have way too much packed into this tiny weekend...I'm tired just thinking about it...

I confess...that my Mom visited last week and bought Scarlett some dog treats...at least she thought she did...little did she know that they would smell so good that the Rev decided to see what they tasted like...yep, he took a bit of one (he said they were delish!) right in front of me...

I confess...that I'm really worried about the cost of his psychiatric treatment...he has obviously lost his mind...

Read For The Cure

2011-10-06T06:27:00.002-04:00

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and chances are that we all know someone who has been affected by this disease. Having sweated through my own scare earlier this year, I can't even begin to imagine what it must be like to get that life altering diagnosis.

Now you can do your part to raise awareness, fund research, donate to the cause, and get some great magazines in the process. A portion of every purchase made at Read for the Cure benefits the Susan G. Komen for the Cure organization. So head over, pick your magazine--most are just $10 per subscription--and do your part to help!

Tipsy Tuesday (#137)

2011-10-04T05:45:00.001-04:00

Are your leftovers safe?

Tip #137

I don't like leftovers, but the Rev does and I don't want him getting sick.

Leftovers need to chill fast enough to prevent dangerous amounts of bacteria from growing. Putting them in a large container isn't the best idea. Instead, transfer extras to containers that are 3 inches deep max and refrigerate fast!

**Alright now, I'm talking tips, head over to see what Impulsive and Shawn (who just so happen to be breaking all sorts of laws in Florida together right now!) are talking about on Talk to us Tuesday!**

HoHo's and the Po-Po

2011-09-30T06:17:00.001-04:00

Alright,Mamarazzi, you asked for them...

I confess...this week People reported that Kim Kardashian isn’t planning to wear her wedding rings to the gym. Neither am I…stop the presses…

I confess...I am very grateful that the nice police officer that pulled me over on my way to work on Wednesday didn’t give me a speeding ticket but…

I confess...it made me a little sad to have to tell him that I hadn’t had one in almost 20 years, not since I was 18…I am getting so old…

I confess...that the Rev has unloaded the dishwasher more than me lately…I think he is about to ask for something…

I confess...that I plan on eating lots of unhealthy crap at the Apple Festival in town this weekend.

I confess...that I am really hoping to get around to taking some fall pictures in the next week or so. The leaves are really about to bust out in beauty in the next few days.

I confess...that this Hoho Cake was a hit at our church picnic last weekend. You must make it!

Are We Getting Old?

2011-09-29T21:09:00.002-04:00

The Rev and I have found ourselves asking questions and responding to situations lately in a way that is making us ask….Are we getting old?

We were almost out the door for our anniversary getaway a few weeks ago, when the Rev had to go back in the house for his vitamins, blood pressure meds, and anti-gas pills…

The very next day, he was complaining about how he had hurt his thumb…opening his blood pressure meds…

It just happened to be Hot Rod Weekend in Gatlinburg, so the crazies were out cruising. My response when I saw 2 boys riding in a flat bed truck, in their lawn chairs, that were tied to the floor of the truck with a rope-- is that safe?

Same response, a day later when we saw a group of teenage cheerleaders trying to attract attention to their car wash, by doing dangerous stunts…on the concrete sidewalk…

What makes you feel old?

Smoking or Non-Smoking Section?

2011-09-28T06:15:00.001-04:00

That is the Rev's daily question for the last week, ever since I developed the most bizarre medical thing I have ever heard of. For the past 11 days, I have been smelling cigarette smoke where there is none. I'm not just talking about a whiff here, I mean a strong, constant smoke smell, like you would smell if someone were holding a lit cigarette under your nose, 24/7. My eyes water like I am stuck in a smoke filled room and my throat is all scratchy.

Of course, Dr. Rev googled it and said get to the Dr. since the causes can range from a sinus infection to Alzheimer's to schizophrenia (he was leaning toward the latter and I am starting to feel a little crazy, at this point!). Nice. The Dr. did give me an antibiotic, just in case I had any sort of sinus infection, with instructions to come back if the smell persisted after I finished the meds. Unfortunately, the meds are finished and the smell is there, still as strong as ever. I know a Z pack keeps working for 5 days after you finish taking it, so I am holding out hope that maybe by then, the smell will have gone away.

The condition as far as I can tell from everything that I have read is called phantosmia, or olfactory hallucinations. Basically, some type of brain injury, even one that you may be unaware of, like a stroke or seizure, tricks the brain into thinking that it smells something that is not there. Some people are able to use nasal sprays to trick their system, while others have to have their sniffer snipped, basically unable to smell anything!

Anybody out there ever heard of this or know anybody who has dealt with it?

Tipsy Tuesday (#136)

2011-09-27T06:19:00.002-04:00

It's fall, y'all!

Tip #136

Timing is everything when it comes to capturing all of that fall foliage in photos.

Photograph around sunrise and sunset for the best light and color.
The first and last hours of sun during the day (the times right around both sunrise and sunset) have a brilliant quality to the light that can yield great photos. The soft, golden light around this time is best for bringing out the reds and golds in your photos.

Friday Confessional

2011-09-23T05:20:00.002-04:00

Alright,Mamarazzi, you asked for them...

I confess...that the weather has been crazy this week and it is making me crazy. My wardrobe is not equipped for the in-between, so I'm gonna need one or the other: summer or fall, OK?

I confess...that we had a great anniversary getaway last weekend. I'm thinking about keeping the Rev around for at least another 7...

I confess...that while on this getaway we stumbled upon the Rev's dream store. It was called All Sauced Up and was like a huge condiment emporium, with tons of free samples. Have I ever told you that the Rev likes to go to Sam's Club for free "appetizers" and trolls the mall food court for the same? The boy loves a free sample.

I confess...that I have almost forgiven the Rev for spankin' my tail in Fantasy Football on our anniversary...almost...

I confess...that we're totally hooked on the new show Revenge...this is the kiss of death...every time we like a show, it gets cancelled, so watch it if you want, but you've been warned...

I confess...that I have developed a mysterious illness with the most bizarre symptom EVER. It's gonna get its own post, so you'll have to stay tuned...

I confess...that it just seems wrong to remake Footloose...

I confess...that this performance from the premier of The Sing-Off this week was sick (this is the Rev's favorite new word.) They are my current pick to win it.

Tipsy Tuesday (#135)

2011-09-20T06:20:00.003-04:00

Mirror, mirror, on the wall...

Tip #135

I hate spots and streaks on a mirror...

Did you know that cleaning a bathroom mirror with shaving cream (not the gel kind!) will dissolve more grime and help keep the mirror fog-free after a shower?

Chicken Alfredo Bubble Up

2011-09-19T18:25:00.003-04:00

Here is a yummy little casserole that we tried recently. I halved the recipe and made it in an 8x8 pan. Of course, you can make a whole recipe, if you need to to feed your fam! I'm going to change it up with pizza sauce and pepperoni as the main ingredients next time.

Chicken Alfredo Bubble Up

2 cans　(16.3 Oz. Size) Grands Biscuits
1 pound　Jarred Alfredo Sauce
½ teaspoons　Garlic Powder
½ teaspoons　Garlic Salt
1-½ teaspoon　Italian Seasoning
1 pound　Chicken, Cubed And Cooked
2 cups　Mozzarella Cheese, Divided

Preheat oven to 375ºF.

Cut each biscuit into 6 pieces and place in a bowl. Toss biscuits with Alfredo sauce, garlic powder, garlic salt and Italian seasoning.

Add chicken and half of the cheese. Toss until well blended.

Spray a 9″ x 13″ in pan with cooking spray. Pour biscuit mixture into the pan and top with remaining cheese.

Bake at 375ºF for 25-35 minutes or until biscuits are done. Make sure the middle is done!

Bead Soup Reveal

2011-09-17T10:39:00.005-04:00

It's reveal day for the Bead Soup Blog Party!

I mentioned here that I had never worked with the color palette in the beads that Tracy sent me, so this was a challenge, but then again that is the point of the party. I went pretty simple, since the pendant has alot going on in it. What do you think?

Be sure to visit the party and see what everybody else made.

Tipsy Tuesday (#134)

2011-09-13T06:31:00.006-04:00

It's never to early to start planning for Christmas...

Tip #134

Make a list and check it twice...

Have those on your gift receiving list, visit Wishpot to create a wishlist of items from any online store. Then you’ll get an email whenever anything on your list goes on sale!

What a Dud...

2011-09-12T18:51:00.003-04:00

In what world, do 4 Milk Duds count as a serving? I suppose this is perfect for parents who want to ration out the Halloween sweets, not so much for us grown ups who look forward to the Halloween treats hitting the shelves…oh, well at least its only 54 calories…if you stop at 1 box…

Thunderstorms, Pedicures, and Martha Stewart

2011-09-09T06:10:00.001-04:00

Alright,Mamarazzi, you asked for them...

I confess...that this short work week took Foooorrrrr-evvvv-eeerr (bonus points if you know what movie that is from...)

I confess...that stupid Pumped Up Kicks song on the radio is getting on my last one...

I confess...that I cannot believe that Vienna and Kasey have somehow weaseled their way into sticking around for another week on Bachelor Pad. I may have no eyeballs left when it is over...

I confess...that a nasty storm knocked out the satellite, and thus the DVR did not record the last 10 minutes of Bachelor Pad and the Rev and I had to go online for a recap to know who got sent home...obsessive much?

I confess...that though I will not let a man cut my hair, I will let him give me a pedicure. My holiday weekend pedicure was a little lame, since my favorite pedicure giving guy (what is their proper name?) wasn't working. It just wasn't the same...on a side note, I don't believe for even one second that the little Oriental lady's name was Susan, just sayin'...

I confess...that Martha Stewart may know a lot about potpourri, ganache, and perfect holiday centerpieces, but she knows jack squat about making dog toys. Her $5 toy didn't last 5 minutes with Scarlett before it was destroyed. Martha, that is not a good thing...

Fantasy Girl

2011-09-08T20:52:00.004-04:00

Tonight the NFL season begins and so again does my reign as Fantasy Football league champion. And tonight all of the fellows in the league start preparing their excuses for getting beat by a girl. Team BeautyandtheBeasts would like to apologize in advance. It really is going to pain me to whip your sorry butts....AGAIN....

Remember all's fair in love and football and may the best (wo)man win!

Tipsy Tuesday (#133)

2011-09-06T06:05:00.003-04:00

And yet another thing I have been doing wrong...

Tip #133

Even though they put that cute, little egg shelf in the door of the fridge, using it is actually a no-no.

You shouldn't store eggs in the refrigerator door, because every time the door is opened, the temperature fluctuates affecting the freshness and safety of your eggs. The best place to store them is in the original carton, on a middle shelf in the refrigerator.

Civil Wars, White Shoes, and Football

2011-09-02T06:25:00.003-04:00

Alright,Mamarazzi, you asked for them...

I confess…that for the past few weeks, I have been way too busy to confess. Life has pretty much been sleep and work. But the first 3 weeks of school, which are the busiest for my particular job, are behind me, so hopefully things are about to settle down.

I confess…that having said that, I am REALLY excited to have a 3 day weekend!

I confess…that it makes me sad that we are on the last white shoe weekend. Dumb fashion rules! I might just break the rules, just for kicks, ya know? And if that streak of rebellion is successful, I might tear some tags off pillows and mattresses next…get the bail money ready, kids!

I confess…that $250,000 would not be near enough to convince me to share The Bachelor Pad with Vienna and Kasey. Seriously, are there 2 more annoying people on this planet???

I confess…that I have an obsession with Googling songs that I hear on various TV shows and adding them to my mp3 player. I’m usually surfing while I watch TV, so I just plug lyrics into Google and find out what is playing. My latest find is The Civil Wars, not the war of Northern Aggression, but the progressive bluegrass duo. Not my usual cup of tea, but they have a very mellow sound and great harmony.

I confess…that the Rev has left his free-wheeling, carefree days behind and turned into Fuddy Duddy Rev. Here’s hoping that he finishes his Master’s degree in record time…

I confess…that the most exciting thing about this long weekend is the official kickoff to the most wonderful time of the year…that’s right, South Carolina Gamecocks football begins on Saturday!! Bring on the wings, tailgating, and hopefully, a winning season!

Oh, Goody....

2011-08-31T05:45:00.004-04:00

today is school picture day. Oh, how I love having my school picture made for my ID badge and for the yearbook. What could be more fun? How about working at two separate schools and ~~suffering~~ getting the privilege of taking school pictures twice? I think this girl's look pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter...

Want to see more? Visit Awkward School Pictures for a chuckle.

Tipsy Tuesday (#132)

2011-08-30T06:35:00.001-04:00

They're kids, not pack mules...

Tip #132

Don't load 'em up...

A child's backpack should weigh no more than 10 to 15 percent of their weight. For the average 8 year old, that means no heavier than a 5lb. bag of sugar.

It Is The Most Important Meal Of The Day...

2011-08-29T19:37:00.003-04:00

so be sure to visit Chick-fil-A, make reservations for your free breakfast entree, and visit September 6-10 to enjoy!

In A Snow Globe

2011-08-24T17:09:00.007-04:00

So, we had a little earthquake here on the East Coast yesterday--a 5.8 on the Richter scale actually. Apparently, it originated in VA and the aftershocks reached several states, including us here in NC. It was the weirdest feeling, almost like God just picked the school building up and gave it a little shake like you would a snow globe.

And then…because it was still about an hour before school let out for the day, the phones went nuts! No damage to anything in our area that I can see, and about 15 seconds max, but enough to send parents into a tailspin, wanting to know if school was letting out early…usually I at least get a break until the first cold rain or snow flake falls, but not this year, only 6 days in and already it has begun.

Dear winter weather, please wait as long as you can..."Are you closing early?" is the most annoying question...ever...

Tipsy Tuesday (#131)

2011-08-23T06:22:00.002-04:00

Work smarter, not harder...

Tip #131

Get organized and cut down on unnecessary steps...

For years, I had all of my cleaning supplies in one location, this creates extra work. Try storing cleaning products in the actual room that you use them in--toilet cleaner in the bathroom, stain stick in the laundry room, wood polish in the dining room hutch. You'll clean out the probably over crowded under-the-kitchen-sink cabinet and keep your products in their more logical location.

Bead Soup Blog Party Sneak Peek

2011-08-21T20:06:00.008-04:00

The fabulous Lori Anderson is hosting another Bead Soup Blog Party. Another great chance to swap beads with a partner and create!

Tracy over at Nutkitten's Jewelry is my partner this go around.

Here is a scrambled up sneak peek at what I sent her:

And here is what she sent me. I've never worked with this yellow, turquoise, and red color palette, so I can't wait to get started. I'll keep you posted on my progress!

By The Numbers

2011-08-18T06:10:00.001-04:00

2 - # of episodes of Bachelor Pad waiting on the DVR...

3 - # of episodes of Pretty Little Liars that are waiting there, too...

4 - # of times I have repainted my big toenail in the last week....stupid , cheap polish...

6 - # of hours of sleep I have been able to squeeze in each night lately...

18 - # of days since my summer break ended, it feels like forever ago...

48 - # of hours to go until the weekend...

450 - # of kids left to update emergency contact info for in the school's system...

159 - # of days left in the new school year...

I hate math.....

Tipsy Tuesday (#130)

2011-08-16T06:25:00.002-04:00

I haven't been getting near enough sleep lately...

Tip #130

I might need to start brewing coffee just so I can have some used grounds...

mixing used coffee grounds with a moisturizing scrub uses up those destined for the trash grounds and creates a spa-worthy scrub that will de-puff eyes and leave skin looking more radiant and well rested. Coffee anyone?

Got Expired Coupons?

2011-08-11T20:53:00.005-04:00

Are you caught up in the coupon craze? I have to admit that I really need to do a better job of clipping and saving. What about the coupons that are for products that you don't use or the ones that expire on you before you can use them. What do you do with those? If you are like me, you probably just trash them.

How about donating them to an overseas military base instead? Overseas Coupon Program is a volunteer based organization that helps those of us living in the states connect with foreign military bases to provide an outlet for coupons, which can be used by overseas military families up to 6 months past expiration. Being stationed abroad usually means higher living expenses, so this is a great way to give a little back to those serving our country. The program does have some guidelines to follow, but they aren't hard and following them will save time when the coupons do reach the bases.

You'll get rid of those coupons that you don't plan to use and help out a member of the service as well!

Tipsy Tuesday (#129)

2011-08-09T06:26:00.002-04:00

I just got a new-to-me car and I need to keep it looking pretty...

Tip #129

Hot weather means bugs getting all stuck up in your grille...

but this household item can help. After washing your car, use a dampened cloth to remove any bugs from the grille of your car, then lightly coat the metal with cooking spray, wiping away any drips. The spray will create an invisible slippery shield that will prevent bugs and other residue from sticking.

She's Not Hurt, Just Fat...

2011-08-04T19:18:00.004-04:00

So, about 2-3 months ago, our little Scarlett developed an annoying habit. We have always let her on the furniture--while I love my stuff, she is family, and I just don't get making her stay down on the ground away from us, laying in some little bed. She sleeps with us and she is welcome to jump on the couches whenever she wants. Most nights, we all hang together in the living room and she is either sitting with the Rev or me. But she started having trouble jumping up on the couches and wouldn't even try to jump up on the bed. She would try and try and I thought she was just being dramatic. Once or twice, she even yelped and seemed to be favoring a leg after trying to jump. But the leg didn't seem tender when you touched it and otherwise she was fine. And for the most part, even though it took a few tries, eventually she would manage to jump up onto the couch. We kind of just thought that's weird, but didn't really make much of it.

Fast forward a few months, and we visit the vet for her checkup. The Rev brings her home, with this diagnosis--she's not hurt, just fat...say what, I know the vet did not send my kid home with a book about being chubby?!?! We feed her less food than the bag specifies and she doesn't eat any extra food, no people food, no scraps and except for the occasional rawhide chew, no treats. I mean she's not the most active, but really, my little heifer can't jump because she is about 3 pounds overweight. Have we failed as parents? Are the other dogs at the dog park gonna make fun of her? Will we have to scratch out the "Diva" on her food bowl and replace it with "Chubby"? We've cut her back on the food, which leads to the saddest look on her face. I'll keep you posted...

P.S. She's still pretty stinkin' cute!

Tipsy Tuesday (#128)

2011-08-02T05:42:00.003-04:00

In an attempt to beat this scorching heat...

Tip #128

A few common sense reminders never hurt.

Drink plenty of water regularly and often, even if you do not feel thirsty. Attempt to stay hydrated. Limit intake of alcoholic beverages, which can actually dehydrate your body. And eat well-balanced, light, regular meals, being sure to avoid high protein foods that increase metabolic heat.

Friday Confessional

2011-07-29T12:27:00.005-04:00

Alright,Mamarazzi, you asked for them...

I confess...that it is noon and I just woke up. As much as I would like to say I was just enjoying a great dream, that is not true.

I confess...that I was sleeping in because I am wrapping up week 2 of a wicked summer cold.

I confess...that I feel OK during the day only to cough my head off all night. It really sips! I mean who has a cold when it is 100 degrees outside?

I confess...that the 10% alcohol in the Nyquil may not be cutting it. I might need something harder. I wish you didn't need a prescription for snake oil anymore...

I confess...that on top of all of this, my nice brown tan from the week at the beach waited a week before peeling. I am destined to be pale, I must accept this.

I confess...that this is my last week off and Monday will mean a 5:30 alarm clock for the first time in a month.

I confess...that I miss summer vacation already!

I confess...that while typing this, I misspelled first as "firts" and one of the spell check corrections that came up was farts. How old do you have to be before that word stops being funny?

Tipsy Tuesday (#127)

2011-07-26T10:55:00.003-04:00

I've been know to have the dropsies...

Tip #127

I've also been known to forget this tip and end up with a tiny sliver of glass in my foot. Sharing this one, so I can spare you...

After sweeping up the larger pieces of broken glass that you can see, use a piece of sandwich bread or a small ball of play dough to press along the area and catch any small slivers that the broom didn't catch.

Refreshed

2011-07-25T13:24:00.005-04:00

Have you missed me? We've been away at the beach for the last week enjoying some down time. Getting away can be so refreshing, but I missed you guys! I'm catching up on your blogs (and the laundry!) today and will be back with Tipsy Tuesday tomorrow.

Wherever you are, stay inside and stay cool!

Thanks for hanging in there with me while I was away!

I Wish Everybody Could Win...

2011-07-14T23:24:00.004-04:00

but we all know the real world doesn't work that way. So, congratulations to Comment #6 (per random.org), Impulsive Addict, winner of the ring of her choice. I'll be getting in touch to get the design details for your ring!

Thanks everybody who entered!

I Watch Wrestling...You Want To Make Something Of It?

2011-07-13T07:45:00.004-04:00

So, these fun gals ( Impulsive Addict , Janette , Mamarazzi , and Shawn ) are dying to know how I will answer these questions...

{1.} Which activities make you lose track of time?

Surfing the net, crafting, and taking a bath--seriously, I can just keep adding hot water and stay in there forever...

{2.} Is there such a thing as perfect?

Not on this earth, so save yourself some time and quit looking!

{3.} When do you feel most like yourself?

When I'm around the people who don't dress to impress and who don't care if I have makeup on or not.

{4.} Describe your life in a 6 word sentence.

Most days it works for me!

{5.} Share one of your most beloved childhood memories.

Once on a Sunday night, we thought we were going to church, as usual, until our Mom drove straight past the turn off for church and to the coliseum, where she surprised us with tickets to that night's wrestling show. 1. We never missed church and 2. my Mom was a single parent, so I know how much she sacrificed for those tickets. Deep breath, yes I grew up a wrestling fan...and I still watch it. No judging me, kids!

Tipsy Tuesday (#126)

2011-07-12T07:57:00.005-04:00

Now that I have the perfect bathing suit...

Tip #126

here's how to keep it looking new.

If you've been in the ocean, soak your suit in cold water for 15 minutes before washing in a gentle cycle or by hand.

Never put your suit in the dryer. Instead roll it in a towel to soak up extra water--wringing it out can stretch and pull--then, let air dry in the sun.

Be sure to throw your suits in the washer one last time when the season ends, to make sure there is no lingering chlorine or salt water in the fabric.

Happy swimming!

I Think I'll Keep Him...

2011-07-11T21:09:00.005-04:00

All right kids, I know you were all worried about the caulk in my bathing suit (see here, and here, and here, if you aren't up to speed on this episode). And because many of you probably had typical Mondays and really need to rest tonight, I wanted to put your minds at ease...

The Rev, that's right The Rev all by himself, went to the big city and bought me the bathing suit that I wanted but was too cheap to buy the first time that I tried it on.

He went to the super-sized girl store and after a conversation with the salesclerk about what size my boobs and booty might be in relation to hers (this was her idea, not his!), he walked out with a 20% off coupon and drove to a 2nd location where they had called ahead to put the suit aside for him.

Maybe, just maybe, I'll keep him...

Put A Ring On It (plus a Giveaway!)

2011-07-09T06:37:00.010-04:00

I've really been into rings as of late (I blame Forever 21 and the bestie's Mom's accessories shop for this.) I always wear my wedding ring on my left hand and try to have fun with my right hand rings. I've been trying my hand (pun intended) at several different jewelry techniques and growing my collection with cute, but inexpensive, new styles. What do you think?

(L to R: Scrabble Tile Initial Ring, Fabric Button Ring, Diamond Glaze Initial Ring)

(L to R: Pearl Candy Sprinkle Ring, Vintage Button Ring)

And, now for the Giveaway! Just because I can't keep the fun to myself, leave me a comment telling me your favorite style. I'll pick a winner on ~~Monday, July 11~~ Thursday, July 14 and make a ring just for you!

Friday Confessional

2011-07-08T09:37:00.003-04:00

I confess...that I finished work up on Tuesday and am on summer break for the rest of this month. It has been heaven...staying up late, sleeping in, not putting on work clothes, a girl could get used to this.

I confess...that I was really sad, though not surprised, to hear that Bachelor Brad and Emily have called it quits. I REALLY wanted them to work out. Why do I keep watching this show when no one on it ever lasts?

I confess...that last night The Rev asked me if I would DVR "The Proposal" because he keeps missing the first 10 minutes of the movie...say it with me, ladies...awwwwwwwwww.......

I confess...that right now he is in deep concentration in the kitchen trying to scrub the caulk out of my bathing suit so I don't have to keep searching for a new one.

I confess...that I will tell myself that he is doing this because he cares, but I suspect the fact that we went shopping earlier this week and he saw bathing suit price tags might have something to do with it. (Have I ever told you he is cheap, I mean like CHEAP, girls?)

I confess...that I'm having a giveaway tomorrow, so you better come back and see me!

Now, go tell Mamarazzi all about your week, you'll feel better.

We Want To Know Wednesday!

2011-07-06T13:16:00.002-04:00

So, these fun gals ( Impulsive Addict , Janette , Mamarazzi , and Shawn ) are dying to know how I will answer these questions...

{1.} Name five of your favorite new blogs that you're reading.

I've been busy lately, so I've just been keeping up with my old faithfuls, but I have recently added How Sweet It Is. She has some amazing recipes!

{2.} When you were a young child or teenager, did you have an idea of how many children you wanted and what their names would be? Did you follow through on your ideas?

I always thought 2 but the jury is still out.

{3.} What is the silliest thing you fight with someone about? It could be your spouse, sibling, parents, co-worker, etc.

Definitely with the Rev about the household chores. The usual--toilet paper on the roll, sink full of dishes, clothes on the floor. It really is the little things.

{4.} What is your favorite scent that others may not find very nice? Ex. gasoline, sweat from your sweetie, etc.

I LOVE the smell of a Sharpie. Sometimes I find stuff to write with one just so I can smell it...

{5.} What are your thoughts on plastic surgery? (Have you had it? Want it? Regrets?)

Well, I've been told my expressions are hard to read, so Botox would really throw a monkey wrench in that, but I really want some filler between my eyebrows (super deep lines!) and I'd take some help in making mountains out of the molehills, if you know what I mean..

Tipsy Tuesday (#125)

2011-07-05T05:16:00.003-04:00

Keep your summertime whites nice and bright...

Tip #125

by applying your perfume properly.

The oils in perfumes can stain, especially white clothing, so spray your scent in the air and walk through the mist, rather than spraying on or near your clothing.

Just Drive Right On By...

2011-07-01T06:23:00.004-04:00

I confess...that I am not sure that Sonic is REALLY America's favorite drive-in.

I confess...that I don't care if the register computer says 5:01, if it is really 4:45, I want my Sonic Happy Hour drink for 1/2 price.

I confess...that its not an acceptable solution for a 2nd employee to look at me and say, well, its the computer, we don't have anything to do with it.

I confess...that lucky for them it got fixed. $2 is $2, people!

I confess...that it bugs me that their mozzarella sticks come in an order of 5. I don't like uneven numbers.

I confess...that the mozzarella sticks were so good and the Diet Coke add cherry flavor was so good that I almost forgave them...until I realized there was no maraschino cherry in the bottom of the cup. Don't they know that is the best part? Next time, I'll just drive right on by.

The opinions in this post are a result of a raging case of PMS...please send chocolate...NOW!!

What do you want to confess to Mamarazzi?

We Want To Know Wednesday!

2011-06-29T06:25:00.002-04:00

So, these fun gals ( Impulsive Addict , Janette , Mamarazzi , and Shawn ) are dying to know how I will answer these questions...

{1.} What was the last thing you searched for online?

How to fix the slide on a zipper...its not as easy as you might think...

{2.} If we visit your home state, what is one MUST we should do before leaving?

We live in NC--some would say eat barbecue (I'm not a fan), you could visit historic lighthouses or see the beach and the mountains all in one day, if you were feeling ambitious. If you visit us in the fall, you must go to the Apple Festival and eat tons of junk food!

{3.} What do you think pharmaceutical companies should invent a pill for that
isn't on the market yet?

The cure for stupidity in pill form would be nice, not so great for trees though, since you'd fill up quite a few prescription pads for that one...

{4.} When was your first kiss? Was it good or bad?

I was in the 5th grade, his name was Kerry, and it was on the playground at Mrs. Braswell's daycare. It was just a peck, so not really good or bad---but now all of you Moms are scared to send your kids to daycare, right?

{5.} What is your guilty pleasure TV show that you can not miss?

All of my reality TV shows--Bachelor/Bachelorette, America's Got Talent, Dancing with the Stars, Teen Mom, and on and on...

Tipsy Tuesday (#124)

2011-06-28T05:35:00.000-04:00

Check the date...

Tip #124

and avoid a burn!

Sunscreens are designed to remain at original strength for up to three years. This means that you can use leftover sunscreen from one year to the next. Some sunscreens include an expiration date, or an indication of when the sunscreen is no longer effective. Discard sunscreen that's past the expiration date, is more than three years old or has been exposed to high temperatures.

With A Cherry On Top!

2011-06-26T21:39:00.007-04:00

Cherry Coke + Cherries + Ice Cream Maker

= YUM!!

I got my Icee fix tonight and it was good! Hope you are having a great weekend!

Swimsuits and Coke Icees

2011-06-24T05:56:00.006-04:00

I confess...that since this gunk didn't come out of my swimsuit, I have to go shopping this weekend for a new one. I am thrilled about this (please read in your most sarcastic voice to get the full effect of my joy...).

I confess...that if Ashley mentions Bentley one more time on The Bachelorette, I will scream loud and long.

I confess...that the fact that Pretty Little Liars and Drop Dead Diva just started new summer seasons is making up for the fact that Ashley is a craptastic bachelorette.

I confess...that the ants in our kitchen MUST die.

I confess...that I am feeling crafty. Details to come later...

I confess...that I have one week left to work before my summer break begins. I can't wait!!

I confess...that I want a Coke Icee in the worst way since seeing this post. I may have to bust out the ice cream machine this weekend.

What do you want to confess to Mamarazzi?

We Want To Know Wednesday!

2011-06-22T05:46:00.005-04:00

So, these fun gals ( Impulsive Addict , Janette , Mamarazzi , and Shawn ) are dying to know how I will answer these questions...

{1.} What is the best or worst pick up line you have ever been given?

I've never been given one, seriously...

{2.} What is your most and least favorite day of the week?

My least favorite is probably Monday--just trying to get back into the work week routine and all of that jazz. My most favorite is probably Saturday, especially if I don't have plans and I just get to do whatever I want (well, whatever I want and the laundry, too, of course...)

{3.} How many hours of sleep do you require each night?

In a perfect world, I'd get 8-10. I'll settle for 7. If I get less than 6, you better watch out...

{4.} Is there a song that takes you back in time? What song is it & what's the memory attached?

I don't know if I just liked it a lot or if my Mom just played it a lot, but I always remember Debby Boone's, "You Light Up My Life" playing in the lower level of our split level house, the level with the horrible wood panelling and hideous curtains. I can also sing pretty much any Barry Manilow tune (again, thanks to Mom!). Sadly this has not really gotten me very far in life...In recent years, no story attached, but I cannot help but smile and have a better day if I hear Hanson's "MmmBop," Boyz2Men's "Motownphilly," or Outkast's "Ms. Jackson.

{5.} What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

Magazines--love them, buy them, read them cover to cover. If they imposed some sort of fine for tree killing and wasting paper, I would still buy them!

My Heroes...

2011-06-21T20:16:00.006-04:00

Hanna wants to know what we've been making lately. When I saw her post, it dawned on me that I never got around to showing you the Super Hero capes that I made to go in ~~my babies'~~ Team Jacie's boys' Easter baskets. Still working on my sewing technique, but it's getting there!

What about you? Do you have something handmade to share? Visit Hanna and show it off!

Tipsy Tuesday (#123)

2011-06-21T06:25:00.000-04:00

Swap colors...

Tip #123

and save some cash.

Orange and yellow bell peppers are much less expensive than red bell peppers and only slightly less sweet. So swap colors and save!

Sharing is Overrated...

2011-06-17T06:03:00.004-04:00

I confess...that if I had to go back to kindergarten, I might fail.

I confess...that they would hold me back for my inability to share and play nice with others.

I confess...that the Rev has been the one I don't want to share with this week. His truck has been in the shop for repairs, so we have had to share mine. He puts the windows all of the way down and messes up my hair and he moves the mirrors, seat, and changes the radio station. I mean seriously, I got into the car to an AM radio station twice--who in the heck listens to AM radio?

I confess...the whole one car thing means he had to drive me to work a few days so that he could keep the car. That means that he gets up all early and wants to converse right away. Doesn't he know that is my quiet, alone time? And that the evil comes out if I have to deviate from my AM routine?

I confess...that apparently he does not since it was on one of these little early morning together car trips that he dubbed himself "The Entertainer" and proceeded to "entertain."

I confess...that I was overjoyed when we got his truck back last night...sharing and playing nice is for crap.

Go see Mamarazzi and add your own confessions!

We Want To Know Wednesday!

2011-06-15T06:23:00.006-04:00

So, these fun gals ( Impulsive Addict , Janette , Mamarazzi , and Shawn ) are dying to know how I will answer these questions...

{1.} You have been asked to give a 10 minute speech to teenage girls. What is it about?

Finish college, wait until you find the "right one" (no matter how long it takes), and always have at least one good girlfriend you can tell everything to.

{2.} Do you have a pet? Tell us about them. No pets? Why?

This is tough, because Scarlett doesn't actually realize that she is a dog...she is a 3 year old Miniature pinscher/Pekingese mix and she is the best EVER. She's like our little baby, except she pitches fits when we try to dress her up. Also, we have 1 fish left who has killed off all of the other fish...

{3.} What is the biggest inconvenience about the place you’re currently living?

The laundry is downstairs in the basement. Steep stairs + heavy baskets of clothes = No Fun!

{4.} What do you think is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Definitely the decision to follow Christ--it doesn't make everything smooth, but it makes the bumps possible to handle.

{5.} What are the THREE "nevers" of your life? (things you would never do or have never done.).

Totally hypothetical here because MeeMaw says you never say never...I'll never go skydiving, I'll never wear a thong bikini in public (probably not behind closed doors either, if you want to know the truth!), and I'll never eat mayonnaise.

Tipsy Tuesday (#122)

2011-06-14T06:15:00.000-04:00

If patience is not your virtue...

Tip #122

you definitely need to know this one!

The best way to avoid long lines at the store is to shop on Tuesday (right after you finish reading this...). According to a study, Tuesday is the lightest shopping day of the week. But steer clear on Saturday afternoon and Thursday evenings, since those are the times when lines are at their longest.

Friday Confessional

2011-06-10T06:16:00.003-04:00

I confess…that I feel like I have neglected EVERYTHING this week.

I confess…that I haven’t had much time to blog or to read yours. I miss you guys!

I confess…that I haven’t cooked a single meal and I’m sick of eating out.

I confess…that I have barely straightened up the house any day this week. I am quite certain that my Swiffer duster and the cordless sweeper think that I have abandoned them.

I confess…that even though he says making the bed is unnecessary, by Thursday, even the Rev, was craving some order.

I confess…that I traded all of that stuff for VBS and a group of rowdy Kindergarten and 1st grade boys and 1 sweet little girl this week.

I confess…that we’ve covered tons of Bible stories, verses, discussed how Jesus rode on a donkey (no, it did not talk like the one in Shrek), covered what animals you can and cannot shoot with a gun (remember, I said they were rowdy boys), danced and sang, ate way too many snacks, and made “craps” (read crafts). I’m pooped, but it was a lot of fun.

I confess…that next week, I’ll be back to normal.

I confess…that I have to go try to figure out how to get orange punch out of my khaki pants and try to scrub the rest of the Kool-Aid playdough that we made out from under my fingernails.

Go see Mamarazzi and add your own confessions!

Tipsy Tuesday (#121)

2011-06-07T06:35:00.004-04:00

Dried herbs vs. fresh herbs...what's the deal?

Tip #121

Sometimes you just can't find a particular herb fresh or it may be too costly to consider using. So, how much dried do you substitute?

Best rule of thumb is to use 1/3 the amount of dried herbs to replace fresh. If a recipe calls for 1 tablespoon fresh, use 1 teaspoon dried. And for best taste results, add dried herbs at the beginning of your cook time, fresh at the end.